• Writer
• Storyteller
• Professional Oversharer
I dated so hard I accidentally wrote a book!
Modern dating, Tinder disasters, funny stories, and the art of pretending it’s chill.
Modern dating, Tinder disasters, funny stories, and the art of pretending it’s chill.
Coming Soon
A darkly funny memoir about heartbreak, emotional unavailability, modern dating chaos, and learning how to stop outsourcing self-worth to strangers.
“I lost my heart in tiny installments: in ‘u up?’ texts, in almosts, and in subscriptions to emotional unavailability.”
Open Mics
From trauma-dumping Tinder dates to wedding crashing and cursed relationships, I’m testing stories from the book live on stage.
About
Writer, storyteller, and survivor of modern dating. I write about heartbreak, bad decisions, internet culture, and trying to choose yourself before begging strangers to do it for you.