• Writer • Storyteller • Professional Oversharer

I dated so hard I accidentally wrote a book!

Modern dating, messy twenties, and the art of pretending it's chill.

Eliza Zane

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OUTSOURCING LOVE

A darkly funny memoir about heartbreak, emotional unavailability, modern dating chaos, and learning how to stop outsourcing self-worth to strangers.

"I lost my heart in tiny installments: in 'u up?' texts, in almosts, and in subscriptions to emotional unavailability."

"Pretending not to care. Caring anyway."

Open Mics

Live dating disasters

From cursed situationships to New York wedding crashing and deeply unserious Tinder dates in my twenties, I'm testing stories from the book live on stage.

About

Hi, I'm Eliza Zane

Writer, storyteller, and survivor of modern dating. I write about heartbreak, bad decisions, internet culture, and trying to choose yourself before begging strangers to do it for you.

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Want to help bring this book into the world?

I'm 50,000+ words into the manuscript already. The book is alive, messy, funny, painful, and almost ready to become something real.

If you're interested in publishing, editing, creative production, or helping shape the final version, I'd genuinely love to hear from you.

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